On a dark desert highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw the shimmering light My head grew heavy And my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself: This could be Heaven or This could be Hell Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor Thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely place Such a lovely face There's plenty of rooms in the Hotel California Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find them here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted She's got the Mercedes Benz She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys That she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard Sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember Some dance to forget
So I called up the captain «Please, bring me my wine» He said, «We haven't had that spirit here since 1969». And still those voices Are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely place Such a lovely face They're livin' it up At the Hotel California What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise) Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling The pink champagne on ice And she said «We are all just prisoners here Of our own device». And in the master's chambers They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember I was running for the door And I had to find the passage back To the place I was before «Relax,» said the night man «We are programmed to receive You can checkout any time you like But you can never leave!»
